thriceunified | Jan. 13th, 2018

Shokudaikiri Mitsutada

Shokudaikiri will wake up on the gift-giving day to find that there have been some changes done to their apartment in the night. Namely that the kitchen is very, very different. For the better.

With a set of professional knives for good measure.

Nihongou

A Sake barrel large enough to fit at least three tantou. Maybe four. Please stop agreeing to experiments to get your fix.

Horikawa Kunihiro

A much, much nicer riding crop than he'd given him at the arcade. Because he hadn't heard that they hated it.

Izuminokami Kanesada

Approximately so much cotton candy.

Jian Yi

30 days of a station-run escort service. They don't have to be all used at once, but at least now he has the option of bothering an attractive guy who has to pretend to be interested in everything about him. Wow.

Mo Guanshan

As far as he knows, mogs is still alone in an un-upgraded basic bitch apartment, so while he can't do a lavish upgrade like Shokudaikiri, he can give him a little all in one unit. At least it's practical?

Hijikata Toshirou

It looks like a bottle of mayo. It even has the very distinct texture and feel of a bottle of mayo. You go to open the cap. It's not a bottle of mayo. It's a very, very convincing doppelganger. That vibrates.

Aomine Daiki

Have you ever fucked a basketball? No? Well let's fix that. It's a fleshlight/basketball hybrid because something has to be able to keep up with Aomine's endless stamina, right?

Shouto Todoroki

So they haven't officially met yet, and they haven't actually interacted outside of handwaved seeing each other around the apartment a couple times, but the kitchen renovation will also bring with it a little more space in the living room, just enough for a new - additional - sofa. That's obviously also a futon. Because he's welcome whenever, but it's also a little strange to offer bedspace to one of Shokudaikiri's strays. But his own space in the apartment is a completely normal thing to do, of course.